I don’t really know how to tell my non-Tennessee readers just how ridiculoso this headline is:
Moonshine and marijuana found in Cocke County
And in more breaking news…
Pope confirmed Catholic
Shocking new evidence: bear poo found in woods.
Even the discovery of a stash of oxycodone along with the grass and whiskey isn’t in the least surprising. Perhaps if the police had bothered to check the back yard they might have found the chop shop and the fighting cock houses.
Doot-do-do, I’m eating my cabbage, yummy cabbage.
That’s a tasty leaf you got there.
Hey wait a minute, that’s mine!
Maybe we can share?
Or maybe not now that it’s got your slobber on it.
Or yours.
I’ve already stated that my preferred candidate in the Democratic primaries is Hillary Clinton. But I’m not bashing anyone else in the race, because we’ve got a bigger, more important race coming in the Autumn.
However, with yesterday’s election results I was quite happy to say Ha ha
Not to the other Democratic candidates, certainly not to any of their supporters. But to the media who gleefully predicted Hillary Clinton’s demise in this “fight of her political life.”
New Hampshire is just a small Northeastern state, not a deathmatch. But even so, I’m glad she won.
The Vol Abroad 