It was rumored when I was a lass, that certain Baptist preachers of Lawrenceburg would stake out the parking lots of liquor stores in the seat of our neighboring county – the nearest place to buy hard spirits.
I don’t know if that was true or merely a means of keeping thirsty and wayward church-goers on their toes, but now watchful ministers won’t need to drive so far.
Apparently, Lawrenceburg, TN my old home town of a mere 10,000 souls is going to allow packaged liquor sales within the city limits. The resolution passed earlier this year. I guess the town fathers were tired of seeing potential tax revenues leach to nearby counties.
Hell done froze over…and nobody told me. This seemed unimaginable when I was a kid.
From the local Rotary website:
Mayor Durham gave an update on the liquor store lottery that had been held the night before at the City Administration Building. He stated that after the Ordinance for sale of liquor passed this Spring the City Commission voted to limit the number of liquor stores within the city to four stores, which is one for every 2,500 citizens in the city.
Expect scenes of depravity as demon rum and mother’s ruin are loosed onto the streets of the Burg.
Personally, I’m saddened a little that I will no longer be able to truthfully tell astounded Brits that I hailed from a bone dry town and a semi-dry county.
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