On the upside, a big ol’ car bomb failed to detonate in London.
On the downside – I realize that I was at absolutely no risk of being at a popular London nightclub at 2am on a weekday.
On the upside, a big ol’ car bomb failed to detonate in London.
On the downside – I realize that I was at absolutely no risk of being at a popular London nightclub at 2am on a weekday.
Guest 1 tells Jerry and the assembled baying crowd a secret which will upset Guest 2 if Guest 2 has any shred of decency.
Guest 2 comes out on stage bewildered and bemused and bracing for the worst (as one Guest 2 said in a show I recently watched – You didn’t bring me on the Jerry show to tell me good news?)
Guest 1 -suddenly hesitant – reveals all with the encouragement of Jerry.
Guest 2 lets fly with a flury of ineffective punches and security steps in just that little bit too late.
I thought about this, because well, I’m watching a lot of daytime tv these days and because of the comments about Australian sex workers on this post – which reminded me of a moment in time when I told a friend “Man, you coulda a been on Jerry Springer with that tale.” Which, in retrospect, may not have been the most supportive thing I could have said.
Turns out this friend of ours – an Australian – had a girlfriend who turned out to be a sex worker. Well, he being the understanding sort who always saw the better side of people he said that while this needn’t be the end of their relationship – she did need to find a new line of employment. Which she did not. And then there was another whole sad sorry tale of a pimping boyfriend and an abortion and a legal consultation – and even though this had happened some time before he related the tale and in a land far away – it was obviously still very painful. And I said “Man, you coulda been on Jerry Springer with that tale.”
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I’ve racked my brain, but I don’t think I’ve ever had a truly Jerry Springer moment. I did have a boyfriend who cheated on me – but she was just a normal girl (hmmmm…as far as I know). Oh, but looking back on it – she did live in a trailer – so maybe it was just a brush with a Jerry Springer moment.
I did meet my husband through the Internet – but that was like sooo mid-90s that it barely attracts comment these days.